Alpha and Omega Bar

When one names one's bar the Alpha and Omega Bar (First thing you go to, Last thing you remember), don't take too many drinks from it. You know what is being served, you know what proportions they are in, you know why you named it the Alpha and Omega Bar.

Don't let the bartender leave the bar and let guests handle the mixing. He knows what's going on, they might kill you with half glasses of Everclear.

Don't order jello shot potency by the colors of the rainbow and then only serve the purple ones.

Don't chase tequila with absinthe.

Don't chase guys after chasing tequila with absinthe, you look even more like a fool when drunk(not to mention desperate).