1) Cheat/Have Affair/Two Flings At Once
While the first two require a breaking of formality, nobody said the last one was illegal. But then again, nobody said that the last one was also hard to go about. Needless to say, countless hours have been spent in ironic situations only to be laughed at later. Worth it? For the fun and excitement that it creates, yes. For the possibility of being caught and thus creating a reputation of being frivolous even in the situations of romance? No not really.
2) Fall Asleep at Work
Sure you're reading a report and it bores you. Maybe the meeting is not something you're interested in. But when you are actually sitting down and doing something? And then you fall asleep? Yeah, you're in trouble. That sucks. Sleeping disorder anybody?
3) Fall in love with one guy for 7 years
Unless you're getting married to him of course. But if there is no chance at all of marriage or even dating, you lose. And you're stuck with this one guy on your mind, for a loooong time. Of course if he tells you that he loves you, even though you know not in the way you love him, it makes you ridiculously happy. And that, well that, makes you kind of pathetic.
4) Like a guy who your mom likes you to like
This results in statements like: "You cannot date anyone besides Person X until Person X graduates." Or "Person X was better at [insert activity here] than [current guy]." Or better yet "Why are you wasting time with [current guy]? It's not like you're going to marry him, but Person X..."
No mother, I am not marrying Person X.
5) Eat too much chocolate/Eat too much ice cream/Eat too much chocolate ice cream
According to my friend studying traditional Eastern Medicine, the contents of these products result in breakouts. I haven't touched it in a month and my skin is clear, absolutely free of oil. But then the other day I indulged in all three, now I am spotty. Three giant spots on my nose and one on my forehead.
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